“Ron” Port Loves to Milk Cows

An artist's rendering of Rob Port

Reading inforum.com, you learn something new every day. For example, today we learned that in addition to Rob Port, there is someone named Ron Port who blogs for the Forum Communications Company.

A letter to the editor reads:

“Forum News Service columnist Ron Port is playing the devil’s advocate card. Without the DAPL protests he would be writing about something nobody cares about. He’s milking a cow for all it’s worth.

“He should thanking the protesters for making his job worth getting out of bed for.”


This fascinating, albeit grammatically incorrect and misspelled letter, is why we get out of bed in the morning.

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